I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
