Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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