When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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