I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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