Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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