Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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