im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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