Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Randomize
