where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
