idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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