His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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