Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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