do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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