someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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