think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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