PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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