This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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