i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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