I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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