He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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