Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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