OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.