I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.