I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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