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(850): View more from Florida

OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.

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(281): View more from Texas

Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?

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(440): View more from Ohio

yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.

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(773): View more from Illinois

what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?

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(573): View more from Missouri

I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...

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(772): View more from Florida

we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life

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(847): View more from Illinois

If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying

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(801): View more from Utah

Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.

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