Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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