Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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