I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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