Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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