So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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