There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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