she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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