uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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