sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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