dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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