The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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