At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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