So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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