Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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