you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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