can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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