weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Hippo gnu deer
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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