Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
