CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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