He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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