i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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