physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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