All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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