Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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