doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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