Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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