Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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