"it" just moved
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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