You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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