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How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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