OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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