my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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